Wednesday, April 15, 2009

You Screw-ed Up _______

Chung Chung Chung!
You're such an ASS!
Don't like it, then leave la!

5 Letter word.

B I T C H


4 Letter word.

U G L Y

M . T . F . K


Extra info : Chung just nag like a B_ _ tch. She worst than my mother! Arghh!
After all, my mom isn't that bad (:

Monday, April 13, 2009

Leo I.U Night 2009

Finally..
It has arrived. xD
THE LEO I.U 2009!

Ya, eventhought I'm in Interact, but yea.
Support Leo too! Since Leo's President is Kuok Wei.
Gotta give him some face.

Well, let me start. hmm.Alrite, went to ck's house around 2.15.Its more like a girl's stuff. Cause we went and did our hair style there.MOVING RUBBER (: Went to summit around 2.45

Everyone waited for their date.Called my girl, didn't pick up. D:Wait, wait, wait. Finnally !She arrived (: Got a shock. She look so dam different.

* OMG DEAR, SEXY! HOT! PRETTY! (:

Many people went to her and started saying she's dam hot.Don't ask me why? ==!

*Bengang d man.

Went in the ballroom. Table number 6. Charles dam noisy, keep saying its Devil's number.. Ya, everyone sat with their date. (: Took pictures (:

I love her! <3


Starting was kinda bored at the start.
Sing, Sing, Sing.

GOSH! Then got some lame stuff.Su Fun and Me were like partner for some game thingy?
Gotta wrap me with some table cloth.Called me to do a '' Cat Walk ''
Hm, Jalan Kucing? xD

So dam embarassed. ==!
Had our dinner.

The foods! :
Deep fried fish with some cream sauce.
Butter rice.
Spagetti Cabonara.
Fried chicken.
Praws.
Vegetable.
Salad.

Took salad for her. I put some '' Seribu Pulau '' sauce on it. Looks dam disgusting. Might spoil your appetite man. Then continue with some singing again. Not bad la. Quite good.Love the songs.''Truly Madly Deeply~''

Last performance..
THE PUSSY DOLLS! WOOO!

Love their shirt. '' Can't Touch This '' Points at the dick. Hahahaha. After that, dance floor.
Nice R&B songs. (: Everyone were so semangat-ic. As usual la. Couples will be hugging each other. Hahahahaha.

Bad news. After audition. Many people's stuff got stolen/lost. One of my friend's purse got stolen. Camera,phone,keys all gone! Don't know whether isit the worker or students that stole it.
Hard time, finding it. Finally, found it in the guys toilet. Behind the toilet bowl. DAM!
ALL THE PICS! Haihs.

Thats all la.
Dear, Te Amo! (:
<3 SF

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Mr. Top Man?

Woohoo!


the outside.



the inside.

dear, thanks alot for the wallleettt (:
love you !♥
xoxo.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Off for 6 Days. Argh. D:

Dad : Daryl, We're going to Perth on the 10March..
Daryl : What The ****?!
Dad : You gotta ponteng 2days la. On Friday is your open day ma, no need to study.
Daryl : Argh, fine..

Well, my flight to perth is at 6 morning. 11 March.
Screw those Air Asia Bastards.
I'm going to LCCT around.. 3.30A.M?
F it. zz!

I don't have the mood to go to Perth.
First of all..
I'm gonna miss my babe.
Even though its 6Days,
Not 6Weeks,6Months,6Years.
But, 6 Days!..
6x24 = 144hours.
What the f_ck man.
Gotta be strong.
Babe, its only 6 days. its okay ;D
But, I'm gonna miss you badly D:

Second, I'm gonna miss my friends.!
Third, I'm gonna miss my comp!

Argh.! I can't wait to come to Malaysia.




I love you babe (:
Take care (:

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Woo Bitch! You're Finally 22! (:

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
I know this bitch for..
14 years 67 days
Don't ask me whether is she hot or not.
Everyday see her face.
Okay, la. 4 words.
She's A Good Sister. (:

Wooots!
Bitchy NG! xD
Okay la, Michelle Ng. (:
You're 22 d.
Go get a job, get the money
and
GIVE ME SOME MONEY! $$!



Oh god, too many pictures of you.
Don't know which one..
Hahahaha (:

Happy Birthday Sis. (:
I Love You (:

Monday, March 2, 2009

D: I was rude.

Dam..!
I went to Mid Valley with sister today.
Before going back, eldest sister went Big Apple.
I went and call Su Fun.
OMG, I'm so sorry!
I don't know, why I was like. So rude on the phone..
Sigh.
Sorry babe!
I don't know what to do man.?
Some one help mee~!

Only thing I can say..

Su Fun, I love you!
Su Fun, I'm sorry!
Su Fun, I miss you laaaaaaaaa! D:

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Weehoo (:

I'm so tired.. D:
For the first time, went out with girls for like.. 8hours?
Wow..
Told my mom..
'' Going out with Jolene to buy friends present ''
Its a lie? xD
Went out with Su Fun, Jolene, Cheryl
Then Chee Kin came with his sister.
Ate sushi..
hahahaha.
Sorry no picture, but seriously, ask em.
I ate sushi like a monster.

3 Kanikama Maki (Crab stick sushi )
3 Ebiko
1 Tori Karaage Don
1 Melon Sherbet

Total = RM 37.50

Kanikama Maki = RM6
Ebiko = RM12
Tori Karaage Don = RM12.60
Melon Sherbet = RM 6.90

After sushi..
Walk around, went to asian avenue.
Wanted buy Charles's present.
It was too expensive d.
Went to some shop.
Bought him a shirt saying

' Cover me! I'm going in ' with a picture of a dick.
hahahahhaa. Its dam nice

Around 6, Jo went to subway.
After subway go jalan jalan again.
Around 9 balik.

First time pergi dating? OMG.
Hahahahhaa! I love Su Fun (:


PS : I love my babe! (: xoxo

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Screw it !

Screw the new time table la wei.!
Chibai la.!
Pn.Chow won't be teaching Geo anymore..
GRACE? OMG, CAN SHE TEACH?
She only know how to do those twinkle twinkle little stars thingy ==!

3Ilmu students.
Expect the unexpected.!
D:

Moral teacher!
You bloody ____!
Every Thursday I say
' Thank you teacher, Bye teacher (: '
WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE

NOW YOU TELLING ME,
WE NEVER GREET YOU?
I tell you, the texture of my shit, looks way better than your looks!
God dam it. You said, you wish you won't be teaching our class?
Why wanna wish? Starting from next week, you won't be teaching us.
Continue dreaming.
F*** NUT!
M*ha*a you're a pain in my ANUS/ASS

In Bm, its :
Kesakitan Dalam Buntut?xD

English teacher,
OMG, Your hand writing.
I can't read a single word.
You suit more to be a doctor.
OMG no, later you give your patients wrong medicines.
Gosh. Don't give me surat gantung sekolah. xD

Thank god, Shanta is still teaching Science.
Better pray hard, hope my Geo wont fail.

Take care :D

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Brother! Happy Birthday!


Cedric Chua! You're old already xD
Hahahaha, Happy Birthday!
Without you, I think there is no fun. hahahaha
Enjoy!

Ms. Sexy, how can I help you?

Did not update this blog for a week.
Feeling bored. sick. blur.
Started playing ' Left 4 Dead '
Got the file from Chee Kin.
Thanks alot nigga. (:

School was.. I don't know.
Sometimes its fun, sometimes its bored?
Reached school at 7.40 A.M. thanks alot to the rain that makes everyone stuck in the jam.
1st period also kena marah.
Stupid PJ teacher, say we talk alot.
I didn't make any sound/noise or talk!
Doing my Sejarah work.

Well, she's sick
Having sore throat.
A lil flu.
I seriously don't know what to do.
Bought her Strepsils but stupid Danial ate it.
F_ck it, its not for you, you b!tch.
Hope you get well soon.
I'm like some gay shit mother man.! Gosh..

Some of the exam results are out.
Some bad, some good.?

LIM SU FUN! STOP SAYING YOU'RE STUPID!
Chill
Relax
Don't stress!

xoxo!

Thats all, ciaos! (:

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Black brother Tharveen!



God, Tharveen.
Your wrist.
Oh GOD, why?
Some said its because of Naveen.
Well I don't know k.
Tharveen Raj!
Good luck.

Be happy la bro. (:
5% only. 95% more la. Don't be scared.
BE A MAN!
GOOD LUCK!

I LOVE YOU THARVEENNNN!! xD
*I'm not gay ok. His my brother. Black Version xD

Michelle Ng!

Wei, jiee.
Faster come back la ):
I dam miss you d..
D:
Better get something for me.. xD
xoxo!

I MISS YOU MICHELLE NG!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Exam? What a LAME post.

Why people love to discuss bout exams?
Especially the NERDS.?
Not stress?
Study, stress. Talk bout it, lagi stress? When finish the paper, discuss the answer, SUPER STRESS!
Why? Exam is exam la. take it easy la.

Teach you. Be like me.
Exam, don't study one.
Study, must study la. But dun study till late night. -.-



Honey why you calling so late.?
I wanna studyyy!
Hahahahhaa!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

THE STUPIDITY OF GWEN! (:

EVERYONE, I'M F*CKING DULAN NOW.
WANNA KNOW WHY? PLS CHECK MY CBOX(OLD MSG)
SEE THE 3IDIOTS

GWEN
STUPID GUY HERE
...

I'M NOT THAT STUPID BECAUSE.

THIS 3 IDIOTS ARE THE SAME PERSON.LOOK AT THE EMAIL AT THE BTM LEFT
THE TIME. 3-4 SECONDS A NEW MSG REPLIED
GWEN YOU SEE THIS? PLS PRESS THE ' X ' BUTTON ON THE TOP RIGHT

ALOT OF REASONS WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU.

a)You're annoying
b)You suck at acting
c)The way you treat me like what? ask your self?
d)I'm not your boyfriend, why must I say '' I love you '' everynight?
e)Don't act smart next time.
f)Be yourself.
g)You're f*cking despo
h)You don't even know my name and you ask for a couple?
i)Seriously I wont pick up my phone/reply your msg anymore.

if you don't understand '' i) '' go listen Jesse McCartney - Its over.

And its over, girl you know its over this time
So when you calling me I'm pressing 7,
Don't wanna hear your messages, messages
I'm gonna erase you from my mind.

Charles and Azhar, The big man! xD

Jolene asked me.
'' Can you stay after school? ''

So I ask, '' Hmm, Su Fun, you staying back anot? ''

'' Erm ya, ''

So I told Jolene that I'm staying back la.

We are suppose to give out all the Valentine's gift to the kiddos.
When we were giving out those stuff, Charles saw a kid throwing rubbish outside the window.
He wanna act big, then he called the kid.

'' Hey boy!''
*Shouted like 7 times.

The guy saw him, Charles ask him, '' You throw rubbish? ZZ! ''
The kid show middle finger to him. Wow ==

Charles dam dulan d, he and Azhar go find that kid.
I dun really care and was walking with SuFun.

When he reach the class, the kid got dam freaking scared wei.!
Hahahaha! Azhar's face was like dam pissed. Charles like slumber ni.
The kid keep looking down/away, scared kena wack.
LOL

But actually, Charles and Azhar was just joking. Hahahaha
*I CAN REMEMBER THE KID DAM FREAKING SCARED

Went home at 4P.M.
Tired.

TONITE I WILL STUDDDYYY! I PROMISE!

Ok, like this.

Study :

Sejarah
Maths
Geo
Science.

SEJARAH MUST NOT GET AT LEAST 2 WRONG FOR FORM 3 ' SEJARAH BAB 1 '
Dam it!


xoxo (:

Happy Valentine's day (:

Hey yo!

Happy Valentine's day (:

Hahahaha.

she's special. (:

and

iloveher

ALOT!

xoxo x)

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

2 More Days!!

I love you!

I love her!

She will be loved!

I miss you!

I want you?

I ______ you.

*Fill in the blanks. x)

What ever, i love her! =D

iloveyou! (:

Friday, February 6, 2009

Its too late to apologize?

Past few days, I'm facing lots of problems.
I over reacted. Make people pissed. Showing off.


Main people.

Charles
I'm sorry for calling you a noob and a feeder.

Cedric
I don't know what I did. But if I'm not mistaken,I said Kuala Terengganu Dota players noobs.

Chee Kin
Cutie?Cambridge boy?Chubby? I'll try to stop calling you that. Sorry

Kok Weng
I over reacted. Touching your tits,called you tities and shits
Sorry.

Su Fun
I'm not a caring friend. I used to hurt your feelings. I'm not a good friend.
I'm really sorry.

Family members?

Rry
Called you alot of names. hahaha.. Sorry lor jie.

Michelle
Ehhhh, sorry for not telling you that I received a 200bucks angpao. wahahhaa

Monday, February 2, 2009

To: My lovely maths teacher.

To: My lovely maths teacher

Dear,maths teacher, on the 23th of January I believe that you had touch my chin, AND my lovely and sexy chin grew a bloody pimple. All thanks to your dirty fingers. It might not be you're dirty fingers. It might be me myself. Starting from today, PLEASE do not touch my sexy chin. Only certain peoples can touch it, but not you.

From : Daryl.

Extra news/News of the day

Pak, you're a f_ck nut ==! B!tch -.-

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Sufun, Charles, CK, KW, Anyone? Can you solve my problems!?

I'm really fucking stress now.
EVERYONE

PLS DON'T FUCKING KACAU ME FOR THIS FEW WEEKS
I HAD ENOUGH OF IT!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

ARGHH! STRESS!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Can you solve my problem?

Its 5.33a.m. and I'm not sleeping yet.
I did not get to sleep le.
Chinese New Year suppose to make me feel happy,greedy?xD, obviously dun make me sad!
But I face many problems.

I've been dota-ing whole nite.
Keep losing cause of stupid teammates and me
Cedric's laptop cant be a gaming comp!
Its so freaking slow!
God, I cant even farm ' last hit' and 'deny'
Ok,lets stop talking about dota.

Ytd,(27. 1 . 09)
Went to relative's house.
Kinda big.
Its like a mansion.
Wowww
Wahahaha.. got swiming pool sia.
3 storey banglo.
Freaking big.

Well, you know who am I. I can't live without computers.
I played C.O.D 4 there.
Kinda nice. But my comp cant support the graphics.
I might use up my ang pao to upgrade my comp. (:
Weehoo..


Oh yea,its Hello Kitty's birthday!

LIM SU FUN!

Happy Birthday (:

Don't worry, 15 years old still young.



Happy 3rd day of Chinese New Year.

Woohoo! ITS 5.47A.M.
1st time I did not sleep

Friday, January 23, 2009

Screw the last day!! @#$%^&*!

Cutiiee!~

Chubby!~

Cambridge boy!~

This 3 names is what I always call Chee Kin

AND,GUESS WHAT!?
My maths teacher was like gay-ing man.
F_CK!

She came in the class and started giving home works,as usual
Well, you should know who am I.
I don't do my home works -.-
I mean. SOME ONLY
I did not do the work at all.
I was stuck at number 1
Hahahaha!

Then she came to me.
AND TOUCHED MY CHIN!
CHIBAI! OMG I FEEL SO GAYED

OUT OF ALL PLACES WHY MY CHIN..!?

Ok,that doesn't matter.
Last period-Geo
Gonna bell ring d
I took out my shirt.
Laaaa, then Pn. Ung pass by.
She saw me. GOSH

Pn. Ung : ''Pn. Chow, can I see this boy for a while?''
Pn. Chow : ''Ok''
Pn. Ung : ''Din't I announce during the perhimpunan that don't take out your shirts?''
Daryl : *tuck in my shirt. Pants ' londeh '.
Pn. Ung: ''Don't simply tuck in your shirt! Look at your Pants!''
Daryl : Just don't bother what she nags.

Well, actually, I was in the wrong for not being a good boy? God, it sounds so wrong!
Don't bother la.
3rd week Pn. Ung nags at me twice!
WTF?
TWICE IN A WEEK!
Gosh! How stupid?

Oh yea,
Happy Chinese New Year again!
Enjoy your Holidays.
Drive safely.
Ang Pao time! (:


Ps-*SF,I MISS YOU! ):

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

New year =D

Chinese New Year.
Why are you so slowww?
FASTER ABIT PLS!
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET $$ !!
I'm effing broke now.
Diuu ?

Well
On this Saturday,
I'm going back to Kuala Terengganu to pwn noob dota-ers
Hahaha..
Few days later,
ANG PAO!!
Weeet!

Oh ya.
Erm.I will blog about today.

Today, there's this counselling teacher
Pn.Wong and 1 Malay teacher.
If I'm not mistaken
Its Pn.Nordiana?
I don't know how to spell her f*cking name

There's this ceramah about smoking..
AND..its kinda lame.
Nobody is paying attention to what the teacher is talking about.
Quite a waste of time.
When the ceramah finish, all class suppose to go for recess
BUT! THIS FUCKING MALAY C!BAI TEACHER
*I ain't racist!
SHE DUN WANNA LET US OUT!
CALL US TO PICK UP RUBBISH
DIU HAI!

Pn. What ever your name is.
Here's something from me to you

F*ck you mother eff-ing b!tch.
You bl0ody retarded b!tch
Oh yea, one more
HAM KA CHAN!
=D

Call me the next Ng Long Ming.
Since my Sur name is NG.
GAY!~
*I'm not gonna blog till CNY is over.
Maybe I will blog. Maybe not?
*Everyone,Happy CNY
*Wish earlier first (:

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Better make sure!

Start from today.
I promise.(maybe will break it someday?)






I'm gonna study hard!(Ya rite?)












Play dota less(How can you live without dota?)






Stay healthy!(I'm under-weight!)








Lastly.







BE A NERD!(I'm trying to be one now)



I'm too afraid I cant score well in m PMR..
WHAT A KIA SU!
DARYL IS A KIA SU! xD

Monday, January 5, 2009

NERD!

NERD

OI NERD!

YOU HEAR ME?!

NERD!

U EFF-ING NERD!

LOOK AT ME NERD!

WHAT THE F*CK?

School started.
PMR?
Well..
Stop the ponteng.
Start READING LIKE A NERD!
WOOOHOO!

Nothing important.
Just that Charles..
Haihyo..

Charles's 1st impression to the school.
Charles's 1st impression to the teachers.
Charles's don't know how many impression to everyone la!

Well..
Chee Kin.
Unlucky lar..
Wanna know?
FIND IT OUT YOUR SELF!

Goooddd Byeeee
Good Lucckkk
Byeeee!